Favorites and Highlights of 2011

Highlights

  • I discovered my prince, Jessie Colter.
  • I interviewed my prince
  • I received birthday wishes from some of my favorite gay porn stars.
  • I live-tweeted lots of porn
  • A porn scene was created just for Erynn Vaehne and me (Men.com "He Can Do It Better")
  • I proved to Jeremy Bilding that I am, in fact, a chick who writes about porn.
  • I learned that James Jamesson is also a woman
  • I discovered that Spencer Reed is a cunt
  • I was shocked to find out that one's willing asshole takes precedence over one's mental status
  • I learned that great abs will blind the masses to one's lackluster performance in gay porn.
  • I had too much fun in DM.
  • And, most importantly, I fell in love with gay porn all over again.


Top 10 Favorite Twitter People in 2011

10.@ ChristianWildeX

9. @RobRomoni

8. @theswordcom

7. @RichardASweeney

6. @shamama/@ZacharySire

5. @devon_hunter

4. @jessiecolterxxx

3. @AustinWilde

2. @AnthyRomero

1. @ErynnVaehne

Honorable Mentions
@pirateprince
@Eli_Beh
@pornobobbie
@chrism799
@harveywalker
@MeetGreg
@Ryan_Raz
@TreyTurnerX
@NaughtyLauraD
@jeremybilding
@JeremyFeistXXX

Favorite Gay Porn Scenes in 2011

Arpad Miklos Fucks Jessie Colter for Lucas Entertainment

Christian Wilde Fucks Jessie Colter for Men.com

Adam Killian Fucks Jessie Colter for Lucas Entertainment

Austin Wilde Fucks Anthony Romero for Suite703

Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero Fuck Each Other for Next Door Studios


Things I Look Forward to in 2012


  • More gay men in gay porn
  • My prince having his own site
  • Erynn Vaehne behind the camera
  • Talented performers receiving due credit and coverage
  • Overrated gnomes going away
  • Gay porn scenes worthy of live-tweeting
  • Cody Cumming's first fisting scene
  • Gay-for-pay lames being drawn and quartered
  • More orgies (with oiled bodies)
  • Matthew Mason (PLEASE don't be just looks!)
  • Trey Turner
  • More tools up asses
  • More gay porn boyfriends
  • More blogging and tumblring and tweeting
  • Oh, and the Apocalypse, naturally.

Tweet of the Week


 I can't! Spencer Fox calls everyone in gay porn faggots (and fans), makes death threats against the industry and goes completely bat shit insane on Twitter ... and still Raging Stallion/Falcon HIRES THIS MENTALLY ILL BITCH FOR A SCENE! To make matters worse, they pair him with Erik Rhodes. Granted, Erik Rhodes probably doesn't even know who Spencer is and probably couldn't care less, but what the fuck?

What is even going on, gay porn? Why are you fucking up on such a grand scale? WHY IS MARC DYLAN EVERYWHERE, BORING US TO DEATH?! Why is Gomer Pyle doing scenes with apes? Why is Bacne posing and smiling with ugly nut jobs instead of filling a prescription for Accutane? WHY? WHY? FUCKING WHY?!