Cybersocket STILL Doesn't Get It

Remember how last year I was all ranty about the lack of stars nominated for the Best Pornstar Cybersocket award? Well, they have righted some wrongs, but now the list is 54 fucking people long. 54! I mean, almost the whole industry is nominated. You see, there should at least be some honor to nominations: they all can't  win, so the company these porn performers are nominated with makes all the difference. How can Austin Wilde feel honored to be nominated when there are names on the list like Cody Cummings and Trystan Bull? Putting them on the list is like saying they are just as deserving of winning as Austin. And we know that is one big I-will-cut-you-right-the-fuck-up lie. And still no Parker London, Dayton O'Connor or Christian Wilde!  No Heath Jordan or Conner Habib! No Devon Hunter! No Jesse Santana!

In the tradition of last year, let's go through the list, shall we?