Tweet of the Week

Jeremy Bilding has "retired" from doing gay porn. He will only be working in "straight" porn from now on. Laughable, really. Straight porn? Please. Straight porn pays peanuts to the male talent --- half peanuts; the dick props in pussy porn don't even get a full fucking peanut. However, if you can fuck reliably well, you can get more shoots than, say, in gay porn.

Straight porn, for the most part, only cares about the hard cock going in a desensitized pussy. Male talent doesn't have to have a great body, functioning brain cells or a handsome face; in fact, these attributes might get in the way of homophobic Joe 12-Pack, who has to lift his massive beer gut to jerk off his tweezer dick, enjoying himself by having to endure the handsome, in shape hunk smashing the meth-infused twat he just spent $500 on buying shit from her wishlist.

But in gay porn, cock and body are important.  And Jeremy definitely has the former, and somewhat of the latter.

All these things considered, can Jeremy Bilding go from being gay-"for-pay" to "straight"-for-pay? We'll see. He'll be back, I feel, because gay porn is where he belongs, and he knows it, too. So take a break, Jeremy, and then come back renewed and really end your gay porn career the right way. And you know what I'm talking about. Until then, good fucking luck. Some pussy is going to be very happy.