Poor gay porn: thinking there are actual straight men sucking cock and getting fucked on camera is pure fantasy. There are absolutely no straight men in gay porn who interact sexually with another male on camera. Don't fucking argue with me, bitch! If a man sucks another man's cock and takes another man's cock up his ass, he is not straight. I don't care if he did it to pay rent, get high, what ever the fuck, he is not straight. Liking or preferring women doesn't make him straight either, it makes him a female-oriented bisexual (yes, I'm using labels; get the fuck out of my face!) So let me help you, gay porn, you poor little confused thing.
STRAIGHT: A straight man is ONLY attracted to the female sex. He sees nothing remotely sexy about dick, balls, great abs, etc,. He dreams of pussy all day long, and if another guy offered his asshole as a substitute, straight guy might be provoked to violence (stupid fucks some of them are). You might be able to get him to get his dick sucked for, like, a million dollars. On camera? Try a billion dollars. He's certainly not going to do it for a measly $500. You have NEVER seen this man in gay porn. EVER.
GAY: A gay man is ONLY attracted to the male sex. He sees nothing remotely sexy about pussy, tits, great curves, etc,. He dreams of dick and ass all day long, and if a chick offered her pussy as a substitute, gay guy might be provoked to running away, screaming. You might be able to get him to get his dick sucked by a chick for, like, a million dollars AND a lifetime supply of La Mer Concentrate. On camera? Try a billion dollars and weekly oral from George Clooney. He's certainly not going to do it for a measly $500. You have seen this man in gay porn. MANY TIMES.
TRUE BISEXUAL: This is a man who is equally attracted to both sexes. He can have a meaningful, sexual, emotional and intimate relationship with a man or woman. He is extremely rare, and probably not in gay porn.
MALE-ORIENTED BISEXUAL: This is a man who prefers cock and balls but will play with some pussy if necessary. Usually, when inebriated or extremely horny, he will get with a female. But his heart is with men and the majority of his relationships are with men. A few are in gay porn.
FEMALE-ORIENTED BISEXUAL: This is a man who prefers pussy but will play with some cock and balls if necessary. He will suck cock and get fucked when the mood strikes, but prefers his sexual needs be met by tits and cunt. Quite a few are in gay porn.
MENTALLY ILL SEXUAL: The worst fucking thing ever to happen to gay porn. It's the reason the majority of gay porn sucks these days. The Mentally Ill Sexual are men who have not come to terms with their sexuality but decide---MENTALLY ILL---to enter gay porn and proceed to turn it into boring, void of intimacy, fuck-by-numbers crap. They have issues with dominance, and want desperately to be straight because they see being gay as "weak." I hate this motherfucker with a passion so hot, it could melt diamonds. Sadly, the Mentally Ill Sexual is a gay man who will sell his soul to be a straight man. Suffer, bitch.
The Mentally Ill Sexual make up the bulk of current gay porn.
I hope this helps any of you who are struggling with the thought of "straight" men in gay porn. Now you know, there are no straight men in gay porn. And there never was.
9 comments:
I agree 10000000percent.
Someone told me that those "straight boys who need money" porno vids really have straight men in them. I said, "No way!" and I am happy that you've blogged this. No wonder most porn these days is kinda sad and mechanical. Thanks for posting!
The only people who actually believe that there are straight men in gay porn are GAY MEN. You're ruining their fantasy.
I think Chi Chi LaRue said that these "str8" guys have problems with kissing another man but have no issues with eating out 12 assholes in one movie.
I'm sorry but what straight man would ever have sex with another man on camera for a few hundred dollars, and yes for the most part that is all it is after taxes and if applicable the agent's 20-30% cut. Then that film, is replicated commercially on the internet for a studio's subscribers to see over and over again for eternity, not to mention all of the affiliate blogs that show photos and preview videos. Lets not forget the torrents and file sharing that have gutted the industry. This is for eternity, you will never escape it nor will you ever be able to convince anyone that you are straight after they learned you had sex with men on film and as an escort.
A straight man will sell drugs, work at McDonalds, or basically do anything else before agreeing to getting fucked on film for the world to see.
I think there are less female oriented bisexuals and more self loathing closet cases working now. How many young women would date a man that fucked other guys for a living? Did you see the Next Door Male anniversary party photos? Most of those girls looked like the Omega Mu's from the Revenge of The Nerds. Also the ones that do straight porn on Jake Cruise or Next Door Male, it is painfully obvious why they would never make it in straight porn. They don't know how to fuck, have wood issues, and a lot of them don't have the dick to make in straight porn.
Another coal to throw in the fire is porn wikileaks which now has just about every male talent's real name linked with their porn name on their website. Does anyone really think a straight guy would risk having his real name linked forever with his porn name?
You can call yourself anything you want, but when you have had sex with more guys then man gay men have, straight is something you aren't and no one will think you ever all despite how much you want it to be so.
A paraphrased quote from Working Girl:
"Sometimes I link to sing and dance in my underwear, that doesn't make me Madonna"
Another dumb cunt who thinks they know everything about sexuality and then blogs about it proving they're ignorant and probably mildly retarded.
Anonymous @9:46 must be a deluded gay porn fan or a one of the mentally ill sexuals that porn biatch describes. Honey you do know in the REAL WORLD that no one will ever think you are straight once they see you with a dick in your ass don't you? I'm sure "I sucked dick on camera for years, was a gay male hooker, and let guys cum all over my face and asshole but I'm really straight" will go over real well with the future in laws.
OMFG That shit was amazing!!!!! This is christian wilde btw. I just read this and laughed and nodded my head the whole time. The statement about the mentally ill sexual was on the fucking MONEY! You have no idea how many of these I've fucked and sucked and licked. They need a good talking too. You are awesome for this! I have no idea who you are but i wanna meet you!!! Email me. christianwilde69@gmail.com
LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!!
This is really really true. I agree with you!
cliff jensen and brad star are poster boys for the mentally ill bisexual
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