Remember how last year I was all ranty about the lack of stars nominated for the Best Pornstar Cybersocket award? Well, they have righted some wrongs, but now the list is 54 fucking people long. 54! I mean, almost the whole industry is nominated. You see, there should at least be some honor to nominations: they all can't win, so the company these porn performers are nominated with makes all the difference. How can Austin Wilde feel honored to be nominated when there are names on the list like Cody Cummings and Trystan Bull? Putting them on the list is like saying they are just as deserving of winning as Austin. And we know that is one big I-will-cut-you-right-the-fuck-up lie. And still no Parker London, Dayton O'Connor or Christian Wilde! No Heath Jordan or Conner Habib! No Devon Hunter! No Jesse Santana!
Landon Conrad: Meh.
Baby Star: THE fact that he is still on this list! I still can't Google him. Maybe when he becomes Toddler Star or Prepubescent Star, I'll have better luck. Next!
Kennedy Carter: Yes.
Riley Price: NO!
Kevin Crows: Yes.
Steven Daigle: I can't.
Chris Porter: Yes.
Shane Frost: Kinda yes.
Kris Evans: I know who Kris Evans is now and it's a yes.
Alex Flex: Who? Based on his name, no.
Paul Wagner: Big yes!
Adam Killian: Big yes!
Jonathan Aggasi: Yes.
Brent Corrigan: Honorary mention. He is our King, after all.
Zeb Atlas: Ugh. No!
Brent Everett: Yes.
Trevor Knight: Yes!
D.O.: Oh, God, yes!
Blake Daniels: Who?
Derrick Porter: Who?
Lucky Daniels: Meh.
Matt Cole: That's right, he's back. Um ... maybe.
Spencer Reed: If he was nominated for Most Disgusting Back Flesh, then yes.
Cody Cummings: I don't trust it. They will probably let this fucking ape win just for the controversy.
Samuel O'Toole: If he wins, can he receive a pot of gold as his award? But NO!
Rod Daily: I've always liked Rod Daily. Even if it's lulz that he is not gay (with that ass). I like that this workhorse is grazing in the pasture now. He's worked for it. Yes.
Austin Wilde: Winner!
Mason Star: Yes.
Marcus Mojo: Yes.
Ashley Ryder: N/A
Aitor Crash: He looks raunchy and dirty, which I like. But, that name? WTF? NO!
Macanao Torres: Who?
Tony Duque: Who?
Tyler Reed: Who?
Jayson Park: Who?
Four "whos"! These could have been Parker, Christian, Jesse, and Dayton. Come the fuck on, Cybersockets!
Samuel Colt: Yes.
Steve Cruz: Yes.
Race Cooper: Yes.
Damien Crosse: Yes.
Ricky Sinz: N/A
Kyle King: Yes.
Tommy Defendi: Yes.
Johnny Hazzard: Yes.
Francois Sagat: Yes.
Francesco D'Macho: N/A
Dean Monroe: Yes.
Craig Reynolds: Yes.
Logan McCree: Yes.
Vander: Who?
Bruno Knight: N/A
Matt Hughes: N/A
Alex Stevens: Who?
Trystan Bull: NO!
Brad McGuire: NO!!!
Even though I wrote yes for a lot of names, this list still can be pared down. It should be no more than 15 names. That way the nominations have some honor to them.
And on the Best Newcomer list, there are only two names worth voting for: Jessie Colter and Anthony Romero. They are actually NEWCOMERS. Some of the other names on the Best Newcomer list have been in gay porn for years. Oh, Cybersocket!
1 comment:
How can it's supposed Rod Daily is not gay when he kiss other man, sucks cocks and he bottoms.
I know some actor are "gay for pay" but i think this is too much to be called in that way.
Tyler Torro is straight but he never did anything like that
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