My New Porn Crush - Fucking UGH!

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UPDATE: I'm such a dumb bitch. What was I thinking here, guys? This fucking idiot and his Twitter account have gotten on every inch of my nerves. Between begging for shit for his new apartment and videos of him getting high in a fucking garage (with no fucking sound either!) to pissing me off yesterday because he won't acknowledge his hourglass figure --- his waist is smaller than Tori Spelling's waist, Cliffy Jen can fuck right off.

I knew this wasn't going to end well the moment I started following him on Twitter. Ugh and cringe. I should have known not to ask about his "shapely" figure when it's obvious his usage of  ... er ... "organic muscle love potion" makes him sensitive. But I'm a bitch!

And that fucking Jeremy Bilding with his thick skin and ability to roll with the punches and not take himself so seriously has spoiled me rotten when it comes to these damn gay porn stars and their easily wadded panties.

Better start wearing jockstraps, boys.


Yes. That is none other than Cliff Jensen. Ugh, right? He is everything I detest about porn people: Ugly tattoos, twinky looks, bad haircut, gay-for-pay(ish) and a total fuck up. But this fucker is one hot top. Ugh, I hate to even say it! This is really unfortunate for me because usually when I find out a guy is gay-for-pay, I hate him by default. I blame gay-for-pay guys for ripping the heart and soul out of gay porn and turning it into a fuck-by-numbers disaster. But Cliff Jensen, the piece of shit gay-for-pay(ish) trash he is, happens to be everything I want in a top right now.

He's verbal 
Very dominate
Sexy voice
Big gorgeous cock
Can suck the corpus spongiosum straight out of a cock

Ugh. I hate it! But after watching his scenes, I'm just so fucking hot for him. When I saw Cliff top my current favorite top, I was blown away. Let's just say he handled that very well. However, there are flaws and I am clinging to them for dear life to help me overcome this tragedy. His cum shots are terrible (he certainly is no Christian Wilde in that category) and his fuck rhythm is a little jerky at times (he definitely is no Austin Wilde in that category). But he's a natural and one hell of a performer, and I didn't see one ounce of his gay-for-"payness" in the scenes I've watched. And when his cock comes to life it stays alive and I love that. But I do hope this phase hurry up and dies like my two week porn crush on Dylan Roberts did

Ugh. I can't believe Cliff Jensen is my new porn crush. Well. Jesus is coming Saturday, so I guess I don't have to suffer long. Wait! Is Jesus only taking the moral folks? 

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!